im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it
one day i will figure out how boys work. and when i do, i’ll be unstoppable
seriously though, how cool would it be to have that one best friend that’s like your other half and you can literally talk about everything and they’ll completely understand you and not judge you.
Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit
marvel idea: give black widow a female love interest. me. hire me to kiss scarlett johansson.
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
Okay, just hear me out for a second.
Muggleborn kid with a talent for magic. Not real magic. Like, sleight of hand magic. And then a prefect catches them doing something like making a ball appear to vanish or whatever, and just loses their shit because this 11 year old kid has utterly mastered Vanishing Spells and what the hell how is that even possible.
i saw this girl that was ridiculously pretty today and i muttered under my breath “you have so much power…i need that power” and i think she may have heard me