me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

(via itwas-corneliofuck)

(Source: teamsasskid, via itwas-corneliofuck)

“My life is a struggle between my need for acceptance, my fear of rejection, and a desire to not care at all.”

~ Anonymous (via wnq-writers)

(via samitsokay)

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via trust)

parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

(Source: aubreyplza, via buckybbarness)

A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(Source: hyvel, via a-case-of-lou)

(Source: sean3116, via thetremblingofmyhand)

castielhasthephoneb0x:

a-study-in-butts:

thetwincores:

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

my boyfriend dated me

image

(via a-case-of-lou)

(Source: chrispratz, via dutchster)